Clergy Chuckler Prints

Employees must cleanse souls before returning to work.

"You think I'm a loose canon, Don't you."

'It's not a slip and it's supposed to be showing.'

"I said he's beginning to teethe...not tithe."

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

Where 'Pastor'-ized Milk Comes From...

How to spot the infrequent Mass attendees.

'You will now be presented with your degrees. That is, of course, after you jump through another one of our little hoops.'

'Haven't seen you in church lately John?'

"Nice to see you replenishing the font with holy water vicar."

Single Prayer Health Insurance

'To balance last week's twenty-six point sermon, this morning's message will be pointless.'

"Are you sure it's okay for cardinals to live at a Protestant church?"

"Hello Mr. Wibley. I haven't seen you in church lately!"

"Hello. I'm here to install the new pastor."

'Perhaps he's heard we're losing our churchwarden.'

'Next time the pastor asks if you know what his sermon was about, the answer is not about three hours.'

'Golly, is it that time already?'

Sermon - why our religion is really better than yours.

'I'm interested in being born again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again.'

"I hear he has a reputation as a loose Canon."

'I hear he has a reputation as a loose Canon.'

'If the Lord had wanted us to use the metric system, there would have been ten apostles!'

'Look, Brother Timothy - a sign from God!'

Sunday School. Strange --- Apples were forbidden, but apparently fried foods were okay.

Various Birds of Pray.

'I always thought that church mouse thing was just a figure of speech.'

"A reading from the ax of the apostles."

"But if you teach him to fish, you have fed him for a lifetime."

"Turn to page 12 for our non-binary singalong."

"...lettuce pray."

"We learned in Sunday School about how Cain whacked Abel."

"Faith cannot be bought. We do, however, offer an attractive leasing option."

"You've got to admit, he wears the 'that dog won't hunt' label with a lot of class!"

"That was a good sermon...but I'd have settled for a soundbite."