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'I moved the computer and phone off my desk. You wouldn't understand. It's a Feng Shui thing and it has successfully reduced my job related stress.'

Inclusive speech

Oligarchy

A business that thinks alike...sinks alike.

I've Always Wanted to Be Oppressed By Someone Who Looks Like Me

"That recruitment algorithm we’ve been using, I think we need to revisit it!"

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

'Hey, I'm not paying you people to watch the clock. That's Henderson's job.'

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

'I want to discuss communication clarity.'

"Post Covid it was clear that the old 9-5 was no longer viable, our industry lends itself to home working."

'There have been a few niggling little concerns expressed about the lack of diversity in the supreme court.'

Joe Biden

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

-...And we don't discriminate against people of colour. -I've been on the sunbed!

'Sorry, but we need someone willing to evolve.'

"Of course I believe in diversity. Harlan, here, is an endangered species."

Child is read a book titled 'People' by a parrot.

InOutYada Yada.

"People are always banging on about the advantages of 'so-called' diversity."

"We interrupt this special bulletin about Ferguson and Tulsa, to bring you a special bulletin about Baltimore..."

'But, dear -- Lady Godiva is part of my diversity program!'

Mr. Briggs' Pleasures of Housekeeping, part 1

"Management don't really want to commit to the next 'best thing' until the current 'best thing is last years 'best thing'."

Woman Life Freedom

'Oh, you'll love working here. Nobody treats you any differently just becuase of your age, race, or gender.'

Statue of Liberty holds a sign up reads: Who are We?

'David, can't you speak for yourself?'

"We need to hire a few good men, and by 'men' I mean women and men."

"Reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated..."

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty by reason of multiculturalism.'

"Hi Sean, welcome to my open space. Take a stand and let's talk."

Same Sex Wedding

'I'm dreaming of a white. . . err. . . I mean a more inclusive Christmas.'

'So, I take it that diversity isn't a priority?'