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Save the Files on the Cloud.

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

Oligarchy

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

Trump leaving

I've Always Wanted to Be Oppressed By Someone Who Looks Like Me

"I do tech support for the cloud."

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

The melting polar ice caps

'Look man, no wings!'

Joe Biden

AI Safety Officer

"Yep, that one does, too." "For heaven's sake, Bob, they all look like fart emojis."

'Everything is in the Cloud.'

Cloud Computing.

'Sorry, but we need someone willing to evolve.'

People and robots

'No Jenkins! I said we need to start using the Cloud! The C-L-O-U-D!'

"What? More deliveries? Man, I never should have leased out my cloud for data storage."

"How come they don't make clouds in high definition?"

'He's trying to persuade the Inland Revenue that it's a tax haven.'

Woman Life Freedom

They can't all look like sheep butts.

"We interrupt this special bulletin about Ferguson and Tulsa, to bring you a special bulletin about Baltimore..."

'I store all my data in the cloud.'

Postcards from Heaven...

Climate Change Road

"Management don't really want to commit to the next 'best thing' until the current 'best thing is last years 'best thing'."

'They never let you forget that your intellectual property belongs to them.'

'You see a bunny, I see an off-site system maintained by a 3rd party providing storage, processing power and computer applications.'

"Please buddy, can you spare a carbon credit?"

'This must be the effect of the climate change! Even the data cloud has started to rain!'

Thin Ice