Cleanup Commander Mugs

'If you want your husband to help out more, buy this one.'

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

'Looks like everyone has FINALLY gone home.'

'For our next party, let's invite a carpenter, a painter and an upholsterer so they can help us clean up afterward.'

"What kind of 'best friend' expects you to pick up their sh*t?"

"Go back! The place is full of mold!"

An anglerfish lights up rubbish at the bottom of the ocean

"I'm not just cleaning up - it's part of a conversation I'm having with Mum."

This is not what I had in mind when I joined the Council!

The life-changing magic of shoving everything into a huge Hefty bag and leaving it for somebody else to deal with.

'That's my mom... she's sort of a CEO, an action committee, and a janitor all rolled up into one.'

"Wet wipe?"

"I still haven't cleaned up from the party."

"This Bounty is useless against the Quicker Messer Maker."

"I'm beginning to suspect this may not be anything so dignified as an attack."

Troubles with a vacuum cleaner

Spring Cleaning

'I give up! Let's exchange this for an easy-to-clean cage!'

'What'd I miss?'

Family looking to buy a dog.

'Whoa! This stream's got a litter problem, John. Check out all the shredded clothes floating downstream.'

"Uh-huh...you said clean my room! Nothing was mentioned about the closet!"

We're being innundated with the garbage phobia: 'Now that they're starting to recycle this stuff aren't you glad I didn't throw it out?'

'Let's face it. We have an environmental crisis of our own!'

'HELP ME!' (hear the ocean)

'Don't jump to conclusions, Mom... looks can be deceiving.'

'Thier clean-up rate isn't very good...'

Cleaning up the mess...

"So where have you been?"

"Can't make the conference call..."

Sidewalk Freebies

"I've never been out on litter patrol before boss."

"Careful dusting the pictures. If one goes over, they all go over!"

Adopt a Highway: This segment sponsored by dead-beat dads assoc.