Clean-up Crew Commander Mugs

Family looking to buy a dog.

The household cavalry

'Looks like everyone has FINALLY gone home.'

'For our next party, let's invite a carpenter, a painter and an upholsterer so they can help us clean up afterward.'

"What kind of 'best friend' expects you to pick up their sh*t?"

"Go back! The place is full of mold!"

An anglerfish lights up rubbish at the bottom of the ocean

"I'm not just cleaning up - it's part of a conversation I'm having with Mum."

'That's my mom... she's sort of a CEO, an action committee, and a janitor all rolled up into one.'

"Wet wipe?"

"This is supposed to be the clean room so we'll give it an additional five minutes."

'As you know, gentlemen, innovation at the point of sale accounts for our competitive edge.'

Troubles with a vacuum cleaner

"This Bounty is useless against the Quicker Messer Maker."

Human Dust Buster

4 Great Life Hacks for the Holidays!

'Why is it I can see what needs doing around here and you can't? . . . I know what cures that. . . 'Chores-ercise'.'

Spring Cleaning

'Don't blame me, I told you to pick your feet up.'

"I said, I think it's time we changed the cat's litter box!"

'I give up! Let's exchange this for an easy-to-clean cage!'

"After Thanksgiving dinner, the only thing more stuffed than me is the dishwasher."

'Growing a beard?' - 'Yes, not so much face to wash.'

'What'd I miss?'

Caution: Wet Floor

'Mum said you were the first man she ever trained, Dad.'

'Whoa! This stream's got a litter problem, John. Check out all the shredded clothes floating downstream.'

"Uh-huh...you said clean my room! Nothing was mentioned about the closet!"

'Your heart's in the right place, Mrs Mopp.'

'Let's face it. We have an environmental crisis of our own!'

"In the criminal-justice system, the courtrooms are cleaned every night by members of the cleaning crew. These are their stories."

'HELP ME!' (hear the ocean)

'Don't jump to conclusions, Mom... looks can be deceiving.'

Cleaning up the mess...