Cleanliness Comrade Prints

"I wish for lots of clean fun this year."

Moses separating his Laundry.

Biofelineism

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

'They make remarkably clean pets.'

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

Dogs shaving

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

Brad discovers what can happen when you don't wash your gym clothes...

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

Why would birdie need newspaper?

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

"I told you to wash the car, but no..."

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.

"I can't stay in this hospital bed too long. Everyone will think I'm too old...too fragile...ready for the home. I'm not ready for that!"

'Cleanliness is next to 'clean room' in the dictionary. Look it up.'

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

"Bogeyman under your bed? Oh, no, sweetie, there's no room under there… unlike your closet."

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

Wash your hands

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

"No, I don't look in the mirror. I look in the soap."

'I know my instruments are sterilized every day but I have no idea who does it.'