Cleanliness Aficionados Mugs

"I see an accident and a trip to the hospital. Lucky for you, I also sell clean underwear."

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Moses separating his Laundry.

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

Dogs shaving

Raptures

Sweep the board.

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

'It comes with three settings. Single, Married, and Children.'

"Have you been using 'Vanish' again?"

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

'But you said to clean my room.'

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

Dust Bunny

"I was wrong. Apparently, it wasn't our kids who used all my bubble bath."

Kids really do make you view the world from a different perspective...I'm on the floor, behind the couch, under the bed...

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

The glass is half full. - '' - 'The glass is half empty' - '' - 'Gah!! No clean glasses!!' - '' -

Spring Cleaning

'That's not exactly what I had in mind when I said to clean your room.'

Cleaning up space junk.

"The mold cleaners are here! I gotta scram."

'The Anal Retentive Astronaut.' 'Just LOOK at all this DUST!'

"I tidied away all the cushions and stuffed toy animals. It appears we never had a bed."

Jesus as a child - 'Just look at my clean floor! What have I told you about walking on puddles?'

Floor Cleaner