Cleaning Service Worker Pillows

"Your son is a bus driver? Well, my Andy goes to university..."

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

Domestic Superheroes!!

When laundry ruled the waves.

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

Aerodynamics Lecture room.

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

"I don't do windows."

Waitress to church leader: 'It's your daily bread, Pastor. Remember? You ordered the prayer breakfast.'

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

Things my vacuum likes to suck up

'Tomorrow's special is fish, so wear the flounder suit.'

'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

"I'm cleaning a little already, because the cleaning lady will be here soon!"

Bathroom Fairy

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

"Not guilty?"

The household cavalry

"For God's sake, Lucille. We're IN a vacuum."

"Our robot vacuum's setting might be set too high. Our carpet is gone."

Cleaner dusting under man's toupee.

"On second thought, just give me the ham and forget the roast beef."

"And it comes with a coin filter for when you vacuum under the cushions."

"Oh sorry, those are the Ten Commandments. Hang on, I'll get you a menu."

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

'I want to find out what the formula was I wrote yesterday on the blackboard and was erased by the custodian.'