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Fashion Update Dryer Sheets

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

"Is that my best sheepskin?! I told you dry-clean only!"

"So there's a hole in the shirt now. . . I got the stain out didn't I?"

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

When laundry ruled the waves.

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

"Drunk, yet orderly"

A man washing a mascot costume

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

'Caw blimey!'

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

Dreams I have had...

Cat mistakes bars for toilets.

"So that's where all the socks ended up!"

"This is your new solar powered dryer?"

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

"Wait, you never wash your cape?"

Help! (Woman stuck on washing line).

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

Santa's wash day.

'Whenever Mat gets a little over-confident, I tell him to try to fold a fitted bed sheet.'

Odysseus returns to the Laundromat

"Did I hear you use the phrase 'Earn my keep'?"

"And do you, Scott, take Amy, to have and to hold, in sickness and in health, through mysterious separations of indefinite duration, as long as you both may live?"

"Why do I always gain socks in the wash?" "In a Parallel Universe"

"I'm making him take a spin class."

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."