Cleaning Product Sellers Prints

Je-hoover's Witnesses

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

'But you said to clean my room.'

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner.

"I hate all the paperwork there is with this job."

"I'd like to make a return."

I think these suits have feet in them so we won't leave prints

'I know how you like things to be clean, so I gave fishy a bath!"

'That's my mom... she's sort of a CEO, an action committee, and a janitor all rolled up into one.'

We Remove Lawyer Residue

Carpet cleaner.

'And this, of course, is the clean room.'

Corporate Ladder.

A better way to sweep the floor.... just shuffle!

I have a date tonight. She's coming over. I need to get home and clean it all up. Not so fast, little buddy. Cleaning is a delicate art. Clean too little, and she thinks you're a slob. Clean too much, and she thinks you're hiding something. It's almost as if you haven't read chapter 7 of the manual. What manual? "Mancleaning: By Randy 'The Rock' Taylor." You wrote a whole book about cleaning? It's the follow-up to "How to Reach the Tenth Level of Passion by Feng Shui-ing Your Dust Bunnies." It's

"And this is the ultimate in low-flush toilets!"

'This bottle stainless steel cleaner...if it's stainless...why would you need a cleaner?'

'I can't take anymore, Gladys - I'm asking for a transfer to pottery !'

Sailors Scrubbing the Decks

Nature Scents Research Department.

"Ok, you wash, you dry...."

'No spring cleaning for me: I get a cleaner to come over in winter while we're asleep...'

A woman's work is never done.

'Ah, you must be the cleaner. I'm the dirtier.'

Yes, I can multi-task.

I can't believe the kids will be home tomorrow. Wow. That was one short week. It was romantic to be alone � And do what we can't when the kids are around! Mmm. It did feel good! � To finally clean the basement. My dream comes true.

'Knock that back please, I'm cleaning the crystal.'

'You knew I was an amphibian when you married me!'

'Didn't you remove the bird before washing the cage?'

'Dust-mop-baby-jumper.'

What a nice thing to say! Thanks for calling. What's up? Jan said Twig was a terrific babysitter. No surprise. Click. But then she said something odd. About MY daughter? When she got home, their house was spotless. Maybe it was a different "Twig."

'The trend toward less alcohol consumption at office parties is having a bad effect on my health. Wine cooler bottles are heavier than beer cans.'

"Yeah, I used to look forward to Spring too sis, but now, Mum says I'm old enough to help with Spring cleaning..."

Vacuum Cleaner Plugged Into Pig's Nose.