Cleaning Games Pillows

'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

Can You Spot the Differences?

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

Holiday time.

Bowled over again!

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

Cow Pinatas

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

Little league world series of poker.

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

'Super Dog'

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

Mixed Doubles.

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

'How about a game of cards?'

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

Funky Facts: Football.

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

"How should we divide the teams?"

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

The First Annual Game Show Week.

Alternative fielding positions

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"