Cleaning Day Gifting Mugs

Carpet cleaning

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

recycling

'Sorting the laundry is hell.'

"I hate all the paperwork there is with this job."

'Dress it up any way you want, it's still just doing laundry.'

Giant sandwich bags.

"I don't care how traditional it is. On this ship, it's women and children first!"

Nature Scents Research Department.

'...I got my hands dirty washing my face!'

"For someone in the hospital, I'd recommend this arrangement -pleasant colors, a nice variety, and they all can be eaten for medicinal purposes."

Fish living in a washing machine.

'We'd better go clean our rooms - Mom's getting serious.'

Mighty Man Of Justice Throws A Party Part 1

Sweeping under the carpet

'If at first you don't succeed, dry, dry again.'

'Well, you told me not to walk through the kitchen in muddy boots!'

Spring Rituals

'Washing hanging on the golf flag.'

Dryer Sheets: Lemon (scented).

The Origin of Laundry Day

Buffing Cars.

"Hey, kid, need any dust?"

'Oh, I never hang your towel. It's on the floor where you normally leave it.'

'Create Adam before Eve -- He'll need some time to clean up around there a little first.'

"Where have you been all these years?"

"Sorry Ma'am, but the socks that disappeared in your washing machine are not here."

Doing the washing up.

"No, I haven't seen him since the rinse cycle."

Cleaner Golf

"Here's your laundry. And put that thing away...before somebody trips over it! I hate these video games!"

"Using a hot wash isn't only bad for the environment - it's bad for my clothes too!"

"For goodness sake George - I only asked you to clean the oven!"

"Adam, those aren't napkins. That's my dirty underwear."