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But does he dust anything at our home? Noooo

Mom! The maid is hiding dust under Grandma again!

"Hey, hon - they published my article."

Captain Pointy No.26 - Never at ease with house work

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

'Cleanliness is next to 'clean room' in the dictionary. Look it up.'

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

'I know my instruments are sterilized every day but I have no idea who does it.'

In the art gallery

Using public relations to change perspective about the oil spill in the Gulf...

'No we didn't get high definition TV - the wife dusted the screen.'

Man brushing the teeth of his reflection.

"Sorry, but it is not negotiable! You have to let Tim clean your teeth twice a day!"

"A foot bath after a long hard day at work is really nice!"

A man sprays a bug in an organic foods shop.

'I'm just draining the reservoir.'

'Only peanut butter and jelly fingers, Sir.'

'My mom invented baths!'

"What a coincidence, this letter complaining about our paper mill polluting the river is written on notepaper printed there...."

Medieval Torture

'Well, what office doesn't have a little mess.'

"And make sure you give me a paper straw... gotta do my bit for the planet."

Bulltoon: Insatiabull.

"Good Evening. . . would you like to hear about our 'America has too many regulations' specials . . . ?"

'I thought of becoming a doctor, but you have to wash your hands all the time . . .'

"This looks like more fun than taking a bath."

School janitor empties numbers out of math room waste basket.

"Ok, ok, I'll use a bloody coaster!"

'To think we used to complain about a little flotsam and jetsam.'

'Don't mind my husband, he just wants to be 65!'

Foreclosure.

Ham Sanitizer

"I asked at reception for the person who runs the school... and they sent me to you!"