Clean Water Champions T-Shirts

Fish with Water Filters.

The Environmentalist

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

Health Advisory: Flint Water has lead, Ann Arbor water has dioxane.

"I miss the Augean stables."

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

"It's trickle down."

Bottled water straight from the Potomac, Congo and Ganges. Bottled waters that never had much market share.

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

Bailout, Poverty, Environment, Peace - Money for the needy.

Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner.

"They're clean Mum, I washed them yesterday."

"I hate all the paperwork there is with this job."

"I can remember when water was just wet."

Welsh water sewage

Cleaner with nameplate next to Consultant Surgeon's desk.

"You have sewage between your teeth."

Woman disposes of partner's squash kit in hazardous waste container.

Shop assistant hands over 'eco' shopping bag, saying: 'Would you like a bag for that?'

'Will this prescription interact with the meds already in my drinking water?'

UK sewage dumps

Clean air.

'That's why I like Neederman. He does the little things to help his team that don't show up in the statistics.'

"Let me know when the floor is clean enough for me to put my feet on it again."

"We might be in trouble – the environment people have cited us as a hazardous waste site."

"Looks like you've got some competition."

"How do you like our new smart water hose? It knows when you're dirty and hoses you off before you come into the house."

'Getting other people's toddler's leftovers on a highchair is one thing, but getting their toddler, too, is another.'

I thought we agreed, this birdbath was our little secret!

Billy's clean room.

"Of course it is a nuisance with all this soap, but the important thing is that the germs think so too."