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'Edna always wore rubber gloves while reading romance novels.'

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

Come in, minion. What's up, boss? I'm writing a novel. It's a thriller about an intrepid caf

Eternal Student.

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

Thomas Mann.

The Bookworm

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

Edgar Allen Poe

The DaVinci Code

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

"Teach yourself what you don't know you don't know."

'For those with books, open and follow along. For those with laptops, follow me on Twitter.'

The Dorrie Decimal System

No-Work Orange

Jean-Paul Sartre

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

"Not to be a motion picture - will remain just a book'

Blue Stockings

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

Honoré de Balzac

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

Television Readers.

Kid in class corrects teachers spelling.

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"My novel is not a doorstop!"