Claw Machine Challenger Mugs

Claw Machine

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

"Nostalgia is one helluva drug."

AI

"No. I wouldn't 'like to see the cheese menu'. And I don't appreciate the stereotyping!"

"C'mon! C'mon! Almost there..."

Ready for the curves life throws at you.

'I was born with math immunity, so I'm special. I know that.'

"Tomorrow, we'll take on the tobacco industry."

Claw Machine Head

What a stupid custom! I like it. Teddy. Twig. But I don't believe in Santa and neither do you. So don't hang your stocking! I do believe in mom and dad! Ahh

Alien Arcade

Tree Game Shows... Don't Get Stumped

In case of computer breakdown break glass

"He's got steady hands and was the top recruit from Funzone."

'You do nice work!'

Playing an arcade machine

'Jack has two apples and three apples. That adds up to six.'

Banana Arcade Game

"Go to school, study hard, then in the real world we have to compete against artificial intelligence."

"Trimmed, but not so much that I can't claw up the furniture."

In and Out Tray

"And thus the hunters become the hunted."

Pulling the BT tower down.

"I should've known if we told him we were going to have him declawed he'd go out with a bang."

"OK, Mr. Johnson, after you take the computer out of the office toilet where you threw it, try rebooting..."

'When my phone broke, we stopped texting and started talking again. I couldn't get a new phone fast enough.'

'Michael, go in there and help your father before he throws another tantrum.'

'If there's no controller, how do you move the dice?'

The Year of the Strategist - Brexit

"There he is. The ringer."

Whoa, he's good.

'If your parents have a baby and its not your sister or your brother, who is it?'