Claw Comedian Mugs

"Trimmed, but not so much that I can't claw up the furniture."

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

Cat Reunion

"Beds are not made for jumping on."

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

"Will you stop telling me to feed the Zebras? We just ate the zebras!"

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

Litter Box Logistics Ltd.

Litter Tray Stonehenge

'Oh, this will be good! He just putted into a sand trap...our litter box.'

'Yeah, I'm a mouser.'

"I hate it..."

"That explains all the cavities."

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

"C'mon! C'mon! Almost there..."

"Ever wonder where all those cat videos come from?"

Fish swimming in a pint of beer.

Man asks haughty looking cat: "And how, exactly, do you qualify as a spokesman for the feline community?"

"The party was a total surprise! Everybody jumped out and screamed 'Happy Birthday' just as I was licking my balls!"

'Thank you for noticing, Shirley - but beauty comes at a price, It hampers my hunting, limits my berry picking and typing's a real pain,'

Edith does ceramics strictly for her own amusement.

"Go deep!"

Early House Hunting.

'Who did you have lick your hair?'

"Can I barrow your pen?"

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

"Then it's agreed. We'll sleep on it."

"Are you gentlemen ready to eat or would you like to bat your food around awhile?"

"Did you just tweet?"

"I can't wait to see the look on their faces."

"The human is back - act normal."

"I'm used to embellished resumes, but claiming you can herd cats is a bit far fetched..."