Classroom Problem Solver Pillows

"Do you have anything that will get Magic Marker off a dry erase board?"

"Looks like we found the issue."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

'Einstein, the children are getting too complex for me.'

' A good idea '

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

First aid in mountains

'What's wrong now?'

"I know. Let's wait here until we evolve to an upright position. Then we could reach it."

"What do you want to talk about first...the kleptomania or the hoarding?"

It would be a painful forty five minutes before Arthur finally admitted he left his presentation at home.

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

Creative department

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

"Is all this confusion and complexity necessary?"

Innovative

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

Fittd shēt

'And this is Allan...he's the brain in the family!'

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

Brian's canine Tread-o-Sod saved him the trouble of cleaning up after Mitzi.

Tossing computer into canyon.

Directions: Call a smart friend.