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"I think of you as my academic wingman."

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

Computer Class.

"Because when you're drafted by the pros, you'll have to be able to sign your contract. That's why you have to attend first grade."

"Today in class we're going to create a physics teacher."

SEX EDUCATION, 'It's a crazy idea, but it just might work.'

"If your dad is truly the King of the Jungle, why can't you ask him to abolish school?"

'Life isn't fair and neither is Miss Brown!'

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'

'You're FLUNKING me? - Doesn't SENIORITY count for anything around here?'

'Can I help it if she's a rotten teacher?'

"If you get to be a stay-at-home dad, why can't I be a stay-at-home daughter?"

'I think Benjamin like me. He linked my homepage to his homepage.'

"Please, Ms. Sweeney, may I ask where you're going with all this?"

"How was first grade? I don't know yet. I spent all day in the Principal's office."

'Who should be contacted in case of an accident? Why, 911, of course. And these people are going to be teaching my children.'

I will not waste chalk kid...

'It's a guess. I never said it was an educated guess.'

"No, I don't believe Michaelangelo ever did any bobbleheads."

'I'm sorry, Sally, you can't buy a vowel.'

'No, fear isn't one of the basic taste sensations.'

"Personally, this child would love to be 'left behind.'"

"Sorry, class, but because of new deregulations, I don't have to teach you anything this year."

"What's the point of school? We can just look all this stuff up on wikipedia."

"This year, I'm starting school with a positive attitude! You have my word...I'm waiting till the second week of school to call it the worst year of my life."

'You got everyfink Bruv? Stink bombs, pea shooter, dead frogs . . .'

"Will this global warming mean we'll have longer summer vacations?"

"There's also a link to my manifesto in the notes section—www.freewilioz.org, articles four and five, respectively."

'What part of school don't you understand?', 'The part between the bells ringing.'

Do I get extra credit for neatness?

"I'm deleting history so there will be nothing to study for tomorrow's history test."

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