Classroom Connector T-Shirts

"Students only know the three Rs in context of the tree Ts: texts, tweets and tumblr."

'As a beginning teacher, you know you come here prepared to teach and become a good teacher. As you gain experience, you will learn that you also come here to care and become a great teacher.'

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

'I started out as a teacher's pet, and then it kind of snowballed.'

"How can I be a lead learner without the technology needed to lead?"

'I'd like to challenge the test.'

HR - Helping Relationships

'Who I played in Summer Stock.'

'I wrote a software program and sold it for two million dollars.'

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

'My class is so large and my seat so far back, I feel like I'm taking a distance-learning course.'

"It's going to be one of those days."

Child writes letter to Santa reading 'Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school'.

Cuba restarts virtual classes

Welcome to your new English Class.

Financial Services For Lawyers...Beginner's Class...

'I'm having a hard time balancing homework and family time.'

"Yes, next year you'll be moving from classroom to classrooms, and, no, it doesn't count as PE."

Too much homework: kid with two backpacks.

'Please pay attention. Pretend I'm a movie on your phone.'

I'm in the den mom, reading the newspaper for social studies class.

"Tell me again how many young minds I will have shaped by the end of my teaching career."

Global Education

“Honestly class, where are your minds?!”

'Since you're a teacher, we picked this one from the Tree of Knowledge.'

"While your lesson plans were perfect, and your bulletin boards were terrific...your classroom management skills need work!"

"Now that the playground's thawed, let's welcome back Mary Redmond, Sarah Turpin, and Hector D'Amico."

'We have the same pinterest.'

"I knew there'd be pitfalls when I became a teacher, but thirty to a classroom is too many."

Beginning of the school year

'Don't you hate undergoing peer review in these high school chemistry labs?'

'Sorry professor, my mind was some other place.'

'How did you get so many kids to sign up for your geology class?'

'To maximize student achievement, the Feng Shui consultant advises one student per classroom.'