Classroom Chaos Theorist Prints

'Why? The year just started! She's not in any trouble. . . Ok. . . yet.'

'If I had to use one word to describe our strategy.'

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

Why markets crash.

Dog Training Academy and the Cat Anarchy Club.

'Ms. Shelby, I think you're spinning out of control.'

'What it all means is, ker-booom!'

'He was working on a theory of entropy, and developed a severe case of it himself.'

'I guess what happens in Kindergarten, doesn't stay in Kindergarten.'

The Best Laid Plans

'If anyone's still interested, the definition of entropy is ^,'

'Sorry, Professor Kleinzweck -- your 'Chaos Theory' program just crashed.'

The bankruptcy sale at the Entropy Institute was going to more difficult than Dave thought it'd be.

'Sorry, Professor Kleinzweck -- your 'Chaos Theory' program just crashed.'

It could be worse -- there could be 35 teachers for every student

"Fear not, Miss Hathaway. Just go home and listen to a cd of howling wolves or screeching monkeys and by Monday you'll be ready for your 3rd grade class."

'He has a learning disorder.'

Entropy Seminar.

"Alice, please! You're a practice teacher! At some point I have to leave you alone with them!"

'Did I throw which spitball?'

"The kindergarteners have breached their classroom confines, and are headed this way. We'll be overrun within minutes. What should we do?"

Chaos Theory: Only 6 More Days Until All Hell Breaks Loose!

"The statistician is coming over to explain why this is perfectly normal."

Possible explanation for the tangled headphones

putin and social media

'Basically, my study challenges the more the merrier theory.'

'There seems to be some question as to who is in charge here. . .'

Announcement over school PA: 'We're going to begin this week with an all-school search for Mr. Ridley - last Friday's substitute teacher.'

"At random IS the plan..."

Volcano Danger: 'We are shutting down your Wright Brothers exhibit until Andy's volcano is dormant again.'

'...if we ain't got homes why should anyone...'

'Entropy already? You just made it.'

'EUREKURRRGGGGHh..'

"Do I have a personal preparedness plan in case of a national emergency? Well, if screaming while running amok is a plan, then yes, I have a plan."

"I'll call you back...I think Steve has found that invisible dark matter we've been searching for."