Classroom Chaos Creator Prints

Gesundheit! Your allergies to chalk acting up again, Ms. Weatherspoon?

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

'Ms. Shelby, I think you're spinning out of control.'

'I guess what happens in Kindergarten, doesn't stay in Kindergarten.'

"Tell me again how many young minds I will have shaped by the end of my teaching career."

It could be worse -- there could be 35 teachers for every student

"Fear not, Miss Hathaway. Just go home and listen to a cd of howling wolves or screeching monkeys and by Monday you'll be ready for your 3rd grade class."

'He has a learning disorder.'

"Alice, please! You're a practice teacher! At some point I have to leave you alone with them!"

'Did I throw which spitball?'

"The kindergarteners have breached their classroom confines, and are headed this way. We'll be overrun within minutes. What should we do?"

'Why? The year just started! She's not in any trouble. . . Ok. . . yet.'

Volcano Danger: 'We are shutting down your Wright Brothers exhibit until Andy's volcano is dormant again.'

Announcement over school PA: 'We're going to begin this week with an all-school search for Mr. Ridley - last Friday's substitute teacher.'

'I did have an eventful day at school, but nothing, in my opinion, to write home about.'

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'Be patient. I'll grow out of it.'

'Ok, who threw that?'

Never declare a food fight on artichoke day!

'Since I put you on report Tuesday, Simkins, I've collected this lot!'

"I had a very trying day. I tried annoying my teacher, I tried annoying the principal..."

'Topping it all off, parents now want us to see if we can bring in UN Peace Keepers.'

'I'm afraid Miss Johnson has lost control of her class!'

'It was animal day at school...I had a dog, Merry had a cat, Robert had a tarantula, and the teacher had a cow.'

"This is going to be a fun year."

"I think Mr. Jackson is dismissing the class!"

"Alright, who was it? I said no one is to make a peep!"

"Daniel Mitchell bit me. Does our dental plan cover that?"

"I can't believe I got an advanced degree for this!"

"Vocabulary lesson. Billy Corey taught me the meaning of the word trouble."

'The best advice I can give, to a young teacher, is to realize that students will probably forget most of what you say but not how it made them feel.'

"It's only the first day, so I haven't had a chance to learn all your names yet!"

'This is not the seating plan your teacher left me.'