Classroom Chaos Creator Prints

Gesundheit! Your allergies to chalk acting up again, Ms. Weatherspoon?

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

'Ms. Shelby, I think you're spinning out of control.'

'I guess what happens in Kindergarten, doesn't stay in Kindergarten.'

"Tell me again how many young minds I will have shaped by the end of my teaching career."

It could be worse -- there could be 35 teachers for every student

'He has a learning disorder.'

"Fear not, Miss Hathaway. Just go home and listen to a cd of howling wolves or screeching monkeys and by Monday you'll be ready for your 3rd grade class."

"Alice, please! You're a practice teacher! At some point I have to leave you alone with them!"

'Did I throw which spitball?'

'Why? The year just started! She's not in any trouble. . . Ok. . . yet.'

"The kindergarteners have breached their classroom confines, and are headed this way. We'll be overrun within minutes. What should we do?"

Volcano Danger: 'We are shutting down your Wright Brothers exhibit until Andy's volcano is dormant again.'

Announcement over school PA: 'We're going to begin this week with an all-school search for Mr. Ridley - last Friday's substitute teacher.'

The AdRams Family no.15 - Godzilla screensaver

'I did have an eventful day at school, but nothing, in my opinion, to write home about.'

'Be patient. I'll grow out of it.'

Never declare a food fight on artichoke day!

'Ok, who threw that?'

'I brought some props into the living room to help Connor get mentally prepared for going back to school next week,'

'Topping it all off, parents now want us to see if we can bring in UN Peace Keepers.'

"I had a very trying day. I tried annoying my teacher, I tried annoying the principal..."

History Class Moved to Room 318. The class relocated because of this mess. The pipe breaking was a "history changing" event.

'Since I put you on report Tuesday, Simkins, I've collected this lot!'

"Every day it's the same. My class starts out as Sesame Street and ends up as Jerry Springer."

'I'm afraid Miss Johnson has lost control of her class!'

'It was animal day at school...I had a dog, Merry had a cat, Robert had a tarantula, and the teacher had a cow.'

"This is going to be a fun year."

"I think Mr. Jackson is dismissing the class!"

"Vocabulary lesson. Billy Corey taught me the meaning of the word trouble."

"Daniel Mitchell bit me. Does our dental plan cover that?"

"I can't believe I got an advanced degree for this!"

"Alright, who was it? I said no one is to make a peep!"

'The best advice I can give, to a young teacher, is to realize that students will probably forget most of what you say but not how it made them feel.'

"It's only the first day, so I haven't had a chance to learn all your names yet!"