Classroom Chaos Coordinator T-Shirts

"Here's my homework Miss Wils..."

'I want my mommy.'

'He has a learning disorder.'

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

The Baby Walker

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

"Quick, start the car!"

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

"The meeting will come to order."

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

Here and There Trays

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

'Hey Einstein, how about converting some of your mass into energy and getting this place cleaned up?'

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

Bears going water skiing.

'Great Therapy!'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 29

Girl who can't cook meets guys who can't fix stuff.

Riding School Chaos

"I've told you before one at each end!"

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

'Did you bark, M'Lady?'

"Sir, your ducks, they are not in a row."

"But if I don't break stuff who will?"

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'

'I'm glad you're able to be with us more, but I'd appreciate it if you'd say you're 'spending time' with us, not 'doing time' with us.'