Classroom Antics Fan Pillows

Police Training School.

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

"Today in class we're going to create a physics teacher."

'Ms. Shelby, I think you're spinning out of control.'

"How was first grade? I don't know yet. I spent all day in the Principal's office."

"You're actually passing notes in class? That is so retro!"

"Forget about eating homework, I need you to carry my backpack!"

"I give all new teachers the same advice. First you have to get the attention of the class. Can you quack like a duck or juggle two books in the air?"

"Can't hear it at all, miss."

"People...do you FINALLY understand the concept of 'Visual Narrative?'"

A small clown sits at the back of a class room - 'Mr Jenkins, do you always have to be the class clown?!'

Volcano Danger: 'We are shutting down your Wright Brothers exhibit until Andy's volcano is dormant again.'

'I do know the capital of France. It's the letter 'F'!'

"Thanks for substituting. I left you some private notes in cursive."

'Can I have a few minutes to defrag before I take the test?'

'Well if you don't want to see me in here anymore, then tell the teachers to stop picking on my bad behaviour!'

"I didn't bring an apple, so how about a fruit roll up?"

"Today we're going to learn to deal with rejection."

'...And that should cover all my rules for the class.'

"I only talk down to your child because he's shorter than me."

'Pillow fight!'

"This is going to be a fun year."

Paul Revere circa 3rd grade.

'Miss Myers! - Billy ate all my paste!'

Schoolboy answering a question

'Miss, you always say that you never punish anyone for something they haven't done? Well I haven't done my homework!'

"It's only the first day, so I haven't had a chance to learn all your names yet!"

"Of course you did well in cheese. You're a cheese whiz. It's your other grades that concern me."

"She choked on an apple."

The useless maths teacher couldn't count on his students.

The Virtue of Humility

"She asked what kind of a creature comes out at night after we're asleep, and I said Santa. What's wrong with that?"