Classical Music Critic Mugs

The New York Times-Carnegie Hall Poll

That's a nice touch -- The Procrastinators' Club hold music is the "Unfinished Symphony."

The Bonze interrupts Madam Butterfly's wedding

A Symphony of Penguins

No Elgar!

Schubert's Unfinished Basement

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Deflator mouse

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

"It was romantic during dinner, but now it's getting kind of creepy."

"Not now, my love. I'm feeling preminstrel."

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

Antonio Vivaldi

"I like his earlier work better, particularly the ones I said I didn't like at the time."

"Play 'Misty' for me."

"The guy who wrote 'The Frog Chorus' is sounding kinda croaky."

May your Christmas be full of harmony

"New studies show that the so-called 'lucky man' made popular by the prog-rock band Emerson, Lake and Palmer was, in fact, just very well-connected."

Cello Concert

'I said, you're supposed to be in the underworld.'

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

Koko pleads with the Mikado

Doggy conductor

Paris, 1922, George Gershwin and Franz Kafka try to write a musical.

'Teenage Beethoven.'

Man plays the piano with two Octopus.

Flosshilde- Intended for 'Das Rheingold'

"Of course I'm going to give him a tip - he should take lessons!"

I will be Bach.

'What was the first music they ever said 'this isn't even music' about?'

Viola, cello, 1st violin and 2nd violin vending machine.

"I'm astounded that your dog is channeling Eubie Blake! Has he never heard of Elton John?"

Edward Elgar.

Great Moments in Musical Inspiration

'Horace spends his spare time being a rock critic.'