Classical Melody Hummer Gifts

"In the absence of a piano....."

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

"These songbirds every morning at five A.M. would be really annoying if they weren't so damn talented."

'Norbert, he's playing our ring tone.'

"I find it comforting to have Off-Broadway plays in the background."

"First period music always leaves me with a tune stuck in my head for the rest of the day."

'Ta dum deedee dum -- DUM -- Bloop -- Fsst, tra la,,,'

At the Goldilocks Music Store albums are labeled: 'Too Many Notes,' 'Too Few Notes,' 'Too loud,' 'Too Soft,' and 'Just Right.'

"You asked to see me, boss?" "Yes, Rudy. We have a serious problem here." "I'm going to need you to stop humming the 'Star Wars' theme 24/7." "Disney is notoriously litigious. If they catch wind that you're publicly performing the theme, they may sue the cafe for royalties." "Daaaa... daaaa... duh-duh-duh daaaaaaa... daaaa... duh-duh-duh... wait, what?" "If you cost me my livelihood, I'll do to you what Han did to that Tauntaun."

"Must you sing, 'I'm in the mood for love' everytime you want sex?"

Marine Band

"What d'you say we try sneaking out before the last one?"

"Tonight I shall be humming Chopin's Sonata..."

Emmanuel Ax

'Okay, now try it in the gear of 'D'.'

"I can't get the Grease soundtrack out of my head."

Okay

Opera singer turns up the volume.

'We thought it fit his rather plaintive personality.'

'Matrimonial Harmonics'

'How are we supposed to sleep with that Dawn Chorus of lawn mowers...?'

"Out here, Boy, we get up with the chicken!"

"No. You tune to me. I have perfect pitch."

Classix Collection: Flight of the Bumblebee

Toddler playing the cello

"Excellent. Now just the altos."

"Push me, Dad. Mozart was pushed."