Classical Drama Pillows

"What part of Noh don't you understand?"

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

Benedict Cumberbatch

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." - Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics.

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

'They all want to play the star.'

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

If time travel was invented in 1600 in England. I'm a fan of the bard. Let's see if he wants to take a journey through time. Globe Theater. Sounds fun! Let's go to 2020. It's a nice round number. Zazzz! Poof! That's weird. How did they know he was coming? And why does he need to leave this place? Apparently you can't be here, William. The sign says "No Shakespeare in the park this summer."

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

'You know too much!'

Cut!

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

"Out damn Spot

Modern Major General

"To be or not to be."

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

Falstaff

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

Scarpia from Tosca

Jack Gleeson

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

Man: 'How cute. He must like the movement.' Cat: 'There are some challenging themes here but little or no dramatic resonance.'

Mikado

Senta jumps into the sea