Classical Chords And Surfing Boards Pillows

La Jolla School of Advanced Music Graduate Frank Kettleknyper played a mello cello.

Guitar Man.

"Beat it! Here comes the major and his entire staff!"

Rock musician playing a dog as a guitar

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

"Welcome to the guitar family! Is this all of us? Heck, no! We're just the ones his wife knows about. You'll meet the rest later."

This is called "The Ballad of a Self-Taught Guitarist."

"My Son, of course there were only one set of footprints in the sand. I've got a hoverboard."

Vampire with a violin

Django.

"Thank you. That one came directly from the heart."

'Gee, Doc; why the long face?'

Armadillo playing accordion.

Woloski the Great (Piano by Steinway)

Rainbow violin surfers

'Guys, could we try a different inversion?...Guys?'

"Gus... you'll have to learn another chord."

Punk Rock

Before the Hoverboard, there was the Hoverboss.

Singer and Pianist.

Guitars

Ernie, will you please stop saying I'm "off my rocker" every time I switch back to the acoustic guitar.

A Toe Jam with The Hang Nails.

"Mum! My hoverboard broke!!"

Violinist on a surfboard

Violinist Bride

'Keep it simple I said...only use three chords I said...'

A shark ventriloquist.

Accordion

The Apathy TV Channel

"Surfers are thrill seekers son, so we just gave them an extra thrill: they'll be talking about their encounter with us for years..."

'Yes, this is my shortboard: Why?'

'I'm sorry, but there are no guitars in 'Oom-pah Band Hero'.'

"That request is physically impossible..."

Keep it simple, I said...