Classical Buff Pillows

"Can Wolfgang come out and play?"

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

"Scotch and water musick."

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

Horti-Culture

Steve McQueen

Allegro con molto espresso

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

There were originally four musketeers. He said that the pen is mightier than the sword.

"Do you have a good attorney or a bad attorney?"

Tonight: Wagner's Ring Tone Cycle.

Of Mice and Men.

Comic,,,Drama,,,Laugh Track,

"Tonight we are going out to plunder, lads!"

When we met, you told me you make a lousy first impression. Well, guess what: You also make a lousy second impression. Actually, my only decent impression is Kirk Douglas. Wanna hear it?

"They'll be expecting adagio. Go with the allegro."

Edvard Grieg

Draw!

Film Star Robert de Niro

"How was prom?"

Basic training w/ GI Joe, Rambo, Bruce Lee, etc.

What a gentleman imagines while he holds a door open.

"Darling, do you ever worry that we're becoming some sort of Merchant-Ivory production?"

'They're alright if you like Charlie Chaplin inflight movies.'

"O.K., O.K., here's 'Lassie, Come Home' again! Now are you happy?"

Stan Laural & Oliver Hardy.

'We had to donwsize.'

"Maybe I needed a brain also! I left my heart in San Francisco!"

"Quick Dad, I need to borrow the car?"

The Lion fantasizing about eating Toto.

John Cleese.

Notorious gangsters, Bunny and Clyde.

I was late for rehearsal so I have to sit here and play these baroque pieces. Ah, the penalty Bachs!