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Yachting.

The Vineyard

Halfway across the Hudson River Billy Joe realized he wasn't going to Elvis Island.

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

The Epsom Derby - Omnibus in Motion

'Wow, they don't make trees like they used to.'

Run from the hills!

'At least, Men point cameras at you these days: In my day, they pointed guns!'

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

I'm a gangster rap fan too!

Portalouvre

Easter Island Rock Climber

'Will you stop yelling save the whales and finish you pina colada?'

'THIRTY BILLION? It only cost us three hundred to get away out here!'

'Drawing the Venetian blondes.'

"So this is where it all ends up. . ."

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

'I can see a big camera, but no gun: Let's go!'

Travel Scenes

"This tribe doesn't live totally off the grid. They're selling T-shirts off their website, and they have a huge social media following."

Motatsu didn't want the guys to know that his wife made the shrunken heads by using a really hot dryer.

"He didn't do squat for cats."

'Charlie makes a game of everything.'

Historic and Modern Bath

'and to your left is Big Ben, and across the river you can see the London Eye'

For services to Tourism. . .

'I hope we don't start getting competition from redundant bankers homes.'

"You gotta love this city, right?"

'Those aren't smoke rings... they're Hawaiian Leis.'

"Milk, milk, lemonade, round the back's where chocolates made."

'This horchata de chufas, it's very moreish you know.'

Le Roi Kong

'Man eater?! No way, it was just a nibble!'