Classic Tourism Lover T-Shirts

Yachting.

The Vineyard

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

The Epsom Derby - Omnibus in Motion

'Wow, they don't make trees like they used to.'

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

'At least, Men point cameras at you these days: In my day, they pointed guns!'

I'm a gangster rap fan too!

Run from the hills!

Portalouvre

'Will you stop yelling save the whales and finish you pina colada?'

Easter Island Rock Climber

"He didn't do squat for cats."

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

'I can see a big camera, but no gun: Let's go!'

Historic and Modern Bath

'Charlie makes a game of everything.'

"This tribe doesn't live totally off the grid. They're selling T-shirts off their website, and they have a huge social media following."

'THIRTY BILLION? It only cost us three hundred to get away out here!'

'Drawing the Venetian blondes.'

'and to your left is Big Ben, and across the river you can see the London Eye'

Motatsu didn't want the guys to know that his wife made the shrunken heads by using a really hot dryer.

For services to Tourism. . .

"So this is where it all ends up. . ."

Travel Scenes

"You gotta love this city, right?"

'I hope we don't start getting competition from redundant bankers homes.'

'Qool - when the thirst come first.'

Le Roi Kong

'Life size enlargements done here.' - 'Do my pictures of the pyramids please.'

'Man eater?! No way, it was just a nibble!'

Early Micronesian Casino

'If God had meant us to fly, he would have made airline seats big enough to sit in.'