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'Enjoying a little 'me time', Narcissus?'

Oliver Twist

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

Don Quixote

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

Falstaff

"Only one pailful? Did they have water restrictions like we do?"

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

"If she thinks I'm just gonna come running on home, wagging my tail behind me..."

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."

'Not only didn't he turn into a prince, but he gave me these awful warts!'

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

'Tarzan of the Kangaroos'

"Why do you automatically assume that I'll fly too close to the sun?"

Giant Headless Horseman

Don Quixote knocking over a propeller.

"Good evening, Charles - windy out, is it?"

Three Little Pigs in a Cyclone

Leon Uris.

Frank and Ernest Updated Fairy Tales. Do you mean fair like "pretty" or fair like "evenhanded"?

'....And that wont wake me either.'

David Anderson vs. Goliath

'Mr. Scrooge, I think we should talk a bit more about this dream you had...'

Polly Rescues the Charitable Grinder

Don Quixote

"He's really gone uphill, hasn't he?"

Robin Hood.

'Sorry, no woodworm!'

Ugly sisters

The Windmill Gets Attacked (Don Quixote).

'Nice try, Chicken Little. We're not falling for that one again.'