Classic Rock T-Shirts

"Thus, the Yardbirds begat Cream, Spencer Davis Group begat Traffic, Cream and Traffic begat Blind Faith, and Blind Faith begat Derek and the Dominos and Ginger Baker's Air Force..."

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"I'm 65, Mom - I'll play my Blondie records as loud as I want!"

"Do you realize the Rolling Stones have been together longer than we have?"

Sony Dorkman

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

Peter Green, 1946-2020

Jim Morrison Caricature

"I want to know when Led Zeppelin stopped being classic and became oldies."

"Hmmm... I've NEVER like Blue Oyster Cult..."

Meat Loaf

"I think Jim Morrison is over-rated."

"Greatest Band?"

"Like Bob Dylan said, 'You don't know what you've got til it's gone."

"Free Bird!"

"You can come out now. The Beatles are gone again."

Rock'n Rolodex

Merrill Lynch, Pierce, Fenner & Smith & Mick Jagger

Christine McVie

James Taylor

Joe Henry

Steve Miller

Levon Helm

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

"New studies show that the so-called 'lucky man' made popular by the prog-rock band Emerson, Lake and Palmer was, in fact, just very well-connected."

"As Tom gets nostalgic to Don McLean's 'American Pie,' baby Charles utters his first words... Too long."

Freeberg

"It's an AI Beatles tribute act."

"Horton hears The Who!"

The Cavern Club - "One for the long and winding road Mr McCartney?"

I'm sorry sir, store rules. No 'Stairway to Heaven'.

"I don't get it...there are so many cool new bands out...but it looks like you haven't bought anything in forever!"