Classic Rhetoric Lover Prints

"I don't know how he does it. He preaches entire sermons without using the words like, cool or awesome."

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

Information...political rhetoric

'Actually, I think my use of hyperbole is not only iconoclastic, it is potentially revolutionary.'

"...and to save you time, anything I say that comes back to haunt me, was something taken out of context."

And now, for a rebuttal.

"Smart stuff, Chip, but wise up and dumb it down."

Professor Dubreuil is blow away by the dynamic vitality of Dean Richmond's rhetoric.

"I loved your embarrassing personal essay in the 'Times.' "

Your logic is flaccid and your data suppositional, dawg!

Language of politics.

"Friends, Romans, countrymen, heterosexuals, homosexuals, bisexuals, transgender. . ."

'Wow! Can't you just feel the safe-ness!'

Vote For Me: The winning over of voters.

"I'd like to start by saying that anything I say that will come back to haunt me will be something taken out of context."

Nutty Assistants

Lawyers - A peroration a la Demosthenes

Violent Rhetoric

'Hopkins, I want you to write me an inspiring, dynamic speech that bears my unmistakable stamp of genius.'

'Call in someone who understands all the terminology that no one understands.'

"Sure he riles up his base, but where's the positive message?"

Peace Policy

Vicar and Devil at the Pulpit

Fake Diplomas

"So apart from stop being 'lying hypocritical uncaring bastards who'd promise anything to get back in power'...is there anything else we might do to secure your vote?"

"He doesn't lie. . . just repositions the truth."

'Well, having a general opinion that fits every topic keeps him from wasting words...'

"Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your money."

"The technique is good, but somehow I feel that the artist didn't take enough time observing the subject."