Classic Narratives Lover Pillows

'Take no notice, he was raided by wolves.'

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

'Yes, all at once!'

Don Quixote

Falstaff

"Only one pailful? Did they have water restrictions like we do?"

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

"If she thinks I'm just gonna come running on home, wagging my tail behind me..."

Alice in Wonderland - The Pig Baby.

Alice in Wonderland: Alice and the Dodo.

'Not only didn't he turn into a prince, but he gave me these awful warts!'

William Tell

(Mother Goose: playboy's Mirthful Master of the Macabre serves Up Some Strange Twists On a Clutch of Children's Classics.) "Is this supposed to be somebody's idea of a joke?"

"I'm taking you off sleeping pills and putting you on Proust."

"Long Johns Silver."

'Tarzan of the Kangaroos'

'Gretel, she's lying. It's not gluten free!'

"CBD… oil… CBD… oil…"

"The forest has been cleared, Little Red Riding Hood has gone because her grandma is now buying her stuff online and you're asking me why I started drinking? Seriously?"

"No, let down your hair!"

'Mirror mirror on the wall who's the fairest one of all considering her age?'

"Well, I just experienced my first misophoia trigger."

Goldilocks reads note from three bears: Gone for a walk in the woods. Your porridge is on the table.

'I know how you can get him to notice you.'

"Sara, we think you have a Dostoyevsky problem."

Peter

David Anderson vs. Goliath

'Mr. Scrooge, I think we should talk a bit more about this dream you had...'

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