Classic Lit Devourer Pillows

"In the past week you've read Pride and Prejudice, Anna Karenina and Jane Eyre. I think you have a heroine addiction."

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

The ghosts of Christmas yet to come.

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

"I did the math. If we want to read all of Proust in this lifetime, we have to start tomorrow morning."

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

Moby Dick

She required plenty of personal space.

"I told you it was a book you couldn't put down."

Kid to boy in library: 'Oh, we came at the busiest part of the day ... it's a reading frenzy.'

"This place is famous for its short fiction about food."

Alice in Wonderland - The Pig Baby.

"Me Tarzan. You CGI."

"Aye, 'tis the elusive Moby Dick!"

William Tell

"These days they prefer to harass me on twitter."

"We're actually looking for a mourning person."

(Mother Goose: playboy's Mirthful Master of the Macabre serves Up Some Strange Twists On a Clutch of Children's Classics.) "Is this supposed to be somebody's idea of a joke?"

'It's my latest novel, 'Hard Times' part 2.'

Paper Boy

"I'm sorry, sir, but Dostoyevsky is not considered summer reading. I'll have to ask you to come with me."

"The presenting sponsor of The Dr. Faust Podcast is, as always, Mephistopheles."

"The forest has been cleared, Little Red Riding Hood has gone because her grandma is now buying her stuff online and you're asking me why I started drinking? Seriously?"

'Gretel, she's lying. It's not gluten free!'

'Have you got any good 'whodunnits'...?'

The book that will not be denied!

Keats's heart aches, and a drowsy numbness pains his sense.

Lowbrow Lolita

'Medea' Studies

Thanksgiving.

Ernest Hemingway

Holiday Reading and Back to Work Reading

"Of course you're bored, sweetie. It's the fin de siècle."

"The selfie of Dorian Gray"

Books versus TV.