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"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

Papageno from The Magic Flute

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

Bryan Ferry

Giant slug attacks a city

To read or not to read?

Playing Mozart to the baby.

"Happy Birthday!"

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

Through the Looking Glass - The White Knight and The Red Knight Battle.

"May I ask what it's in connection with?"

"Yes, 'the lion sleeps tonight', I know the tune, but it means it's had a good feed during the day, which is not really a good thing..."

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

Sergey Rahmaninov

"The presenting sponsor of The Dr. Faust Podcast is, as always, Mephistopheles."

'I hate to tell you... it's not 'amber waves of gain'.'

Ronald was born to Boogie but was stuck in a Square Dancing body.

'If straw and sticks don't appeal, I do have something in brick that might interest you.'

"This is where I keep my entire music collection."

'... Got anything besides apples?'

"I like a Gershwin tune. How about you?"

'When I was your age, 'classic episodes' were called repeats.'