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"You know that Whitney Houston song where she sings 'I believe the children are our future'?" "Yes." "Doesn't that frighten the #!@* out of you?"

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

The Statue of Liberty: A Journey Fan

Old rocker.

Bryan Ferry

"Free Bird!"

Large print rock'n'roll section

An old man wearing a band t-shirt

Playing Mozart to the baby.

'For the luxury item I'd like my ipod.'

Ringo Starr

Ray Davies

'But enough of our golden oldies! Here's a new one we just wrote called 'Middled-Aged Hearing Loss!''

The Cavern Club - "One for the long and winding road Mr McCartney?"

My Violinist Valentine

"So the rumors are true-1967 is making a comeback."

'I still love those classic solos from the 70s - but who has the time?'

Joe Perry.

Lord of the Strings.

Another musical treatise from the 16th century is discovered.

"I haven't been here that long—I'm just a huge ZZ Top fan."

"Can you perform under pressure?"

Pink Floyd.

"Get those things away from me- I can't stop eating them."

Levon Helm

Falling Rock

"For tonight's performance I have stripped everything, as far as possible, down to the "urtext" edition."

Nikolai Rimsky-Korsakov.

Rolling Stones

Captain

'I started whistling classic rock one day and now they won't leave.'

Castaways say; 'Now don't go rocking the boat Elvis.'

The Beatles

Don Curzio

Mick Jagger caricature.