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"You know that Whitney Houston song where she sings 'I believe the children are our future'?" "Yes." "Doesn't that frighten the #!@* out of you?"

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

Old rocker.

"Free Bird!"

Bryan Ferry

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Playing Mozart to the baby.

An old man wearing a band t-shirt

'But enough of our golden oldies! Here's a new one we just wrote called 'Middled-Aged Hearing Loss!''

The Cavern Club - "One for the long and winding road Mr McCartney?"

My Violinist Valentine

"So the rumors are true-1967 is making a comeback."

'I still love those classic solos from the 70s - but who has the time?'

Another musical treatise from the 16th century is discovered.

"I haven't been here that long—I'm just a huge ZZ Top fan."

Nikolai Rimsky-Korsakov.

"For tonight's performance I have stripped everything, as far as possible, down to the "urtext" edition."

"Get those things away from me- I can't stop eating them."

Captain

Rolling Stones

Levon Helm

'I started whistling classic rock one day and now they won't leave.'

"Reservations, please. And while I wait, I'd like to hear Act II of 'Tosca' sung by Tito Gobbi and Maria Callas."

Don Curzio