Classic Chef Pillows

"How do you get cookery programmes on this?"

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

"Hey, …. what's not to like?"

Little chef.

'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!'

Old Spice

Tzatzikicicle

'What a day! - the computer broke down, and I had to cook manually!'

'You can't have a drumstick because this is roast beef.'

"The wings are addictive."

Scales

Sandwich snob.

An intergalactic oat bran cluster, about to significantly lower Earth's average cholesterol level.

Spatula Conductor

"Sauted lard, please."

"So...that's B11, C8, F5, and A3?"

"I'm not eating a TV dinner. Now it's called 'Computer Cuisine.'"

"This? It's my Thanksgiving outfit. It's already pre-stained in cranberry sauce and pumpkin pie."

A family gets ready for their microwave meal on the patio.

'We're at an Italian restaurant this time, Kevin -- those are breadsticks, not giant-size chopsticks.'

'Nothing like the workplace to inspire creativity.'

Artist and chiken

'Blimey, how old is this stilton?' 'Let;s put it this way...it used to be cheddar.'

End of the day bargains at the cheese counter.

"First, break the egg...."

'Of course I'd never have so much as looked at Timothy if it wasn't for his nose for truffles.'

'I don't know what we were thinking, baking inside a tree...'

'Hoping to help me with dinner, are you?'

'Now where did I put my knitting needles?'

'Thanks, I found the cheesecloth. Can you recommend a nice wine to serve with it?'

"Sous vide hot dog round, dehydrated generic bun dust, sweet relish foam, ketchup tuile."