Classic Baseball Fan T-Shirts

Willie, Mickey & The Duke

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

'This new game isn't working out -- the ball keeps running away.'

'I shoulda told you guys. . . Marmaduke makes up his own rules as we go along.'

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

Remarkable run-ups 1890-1940

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

Sheltering in place.

Monster Baseball

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

"Slugger goes yard!!!"

Roy, if you can hear me, the Mets are twenty games over .500 and they have a good shot at clinching the N. L. East."

"Got him up at the stadium, Chief. It was Yankee Duck Day."

"Oh, how I wish the season would start!"

'Dad says I can't come out tonight. It's some sort of infield fly rule.'

'Watch out, Dewey! Cow pie!'

'He's not a skilled pitcher. In fact, he throws like a nerd...'

'Is that the look of love or the look of hearing a home run on your bluetooth?'

"Slide, Howie!!! Slide!"

Please Do Not Throw Cups of Beer At The Players... It's A Waste of Beer.'

"As your attorney, I must strongly advise you against bringing the high heat."

'Time out! He needs a hug!!'

'I am beginning my windup now. ... Drum roll, please.'

'Talk to my lawyer.'

'Me? Argue? ...No, sir! That was an excellent call.'

"Yin and Yankee fan"