Classic Bands Gifts

'Son, it's time we had a little talk about the Byrds and the Beatles.'

Lennon and McCartney.

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

A Fairytale Update

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

EWE 2.

Archimedes statue with a lever

Rare Books

"This next one's another oldie."

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"Out damn Spot

Playdough's The Republic

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy'. You in?"

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

"Free Bird!"

"We could have been here sooner, but we wanted to wait until the beautiful Yellow Brick Road was built."

Dynamite little combo

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

"Scotch and water musick."

Bryan Ferry

''Animal Farm' by George Orwell is definitely my favourite book...'

Six jazz instruments.

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

"New studies show that the so-called 'lucky man' made popular by the prog-rock band Emerson, Lake and Palmer was, in fact, just very well-connected."

"'Tis but a scratch — in America, I'd still have to go in for work today."

Movies vs. Films

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

The Porkypine Pals Christmas Adventure - Part Five