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'I picked up my Latin from watching Roadrunner cartoons.'

"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?"

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

"Walt Disney on ice."

"Recalculating route..."

"We need to stop sharing one set of clothes."

Another Turning Point in History. Oh, the heck with it -- I'll never get these antlers right. Mickey Moose.

Noah's life jacket demonstration

"It's been hell since you went into animation."

"Hey, Mom! Check it out! Dad converted his gardo paints to passenger pants!"

"The first step is admitting you're a dog."

"Wow! So you think my chronic self-hatred may just be an undiagnosed case of lactose intolerance?"

"No, being declawed is the opposite of being a cyborg!"

'Bummer Dude! No waves. Moondoggie punked me!'

'Your future looks charming.'

'Now that hunting season is over, I'd suggest separate vacations.'

"Happy Birthday!"

"This is NOT what I meant when I said you kids could have more screen time."

"That's enough small talk."

"I eat a totally plant-based diet and I still can't lose weight."

'Trains traditionally run late, it rains on bank holidays and Yorkshire pudding is a main course.'

'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'

A classic case of 'Cow-Worm'.

Fish Baptism is by full emersion

Someone's going to have to tell him he's adopted...

"We don't use good and bad lists anymore. Now we have stupid, really stupid and completely nuts lists."

'The Final Merger'

'What a gyp! Yesterday, after I got fixed, I put my testicles under my pillow, and all I got was a quarter!'

'Well at least we've got some shade from the sun.'

The Heating Oil Problem.

"Hello? JS electrical? It's about this flat screen television I purchased from you."

"Whoever said 'There's nothing new under the sun' first, was a hypocrite."

Medieval King

Computers affect real life.