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Pirate and parrot using ATM.

'Yes, all at once!'

Cow Blue Arrows

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

A kid squirting gunk from an umbrella.

Mom dwarves.

'You've caught a bad chill. You must avoid draughts for a couple of weeks.'

A series of Exit signs.

'I so wish we had found the shears in the shipwreck...'

Fiction for Plumbers

'Forget it! — I'm not sailing all the way back to Europe just to get you a box of crackers!'

'I'll be glad when you get you replacement glasses.'

'Mirror mirror on the wall who's the fairest one of all considering her age?'

Updated Fairy Tales Cinderella. My lawyers won't let me do glass slippers anymore --- Too many liability issues.

"I can't play hide and seek with you guys: I have to go to the surface to breath every few minutes..."

"Where's Waldo and his little-know cousin what's Wanda."

"Who the hell didn't rewind Jumanji 20 years ago?!?"

Battering ram is a giant key to unlock castle doors.

Peter

"I guess I wished upon the wrong star."

How about a hike or a swim? No thanks. Twig's a slug. She's certainly uninspired. Wait! Let's go canoeing! You never know when inspiration will strike!

"Do we have any candy?"

'I know how you can get him to notice you.'

'Of course I remember you-Tomkins,the Peter Pan of the Lower 4th!'

'Congratulations! You just brought in a gushier.'

'Look, Charlie, it's a bonanza!'

Stick with me, Mr. Fusco

Social media in fairy tales

Hans Brinker - the early years.

Pirate with peg legs on walkers.

ACME - Supplies, Inc.

Alice Through The Looking Glass - The Red King and the Red Queen.

"Time for dinner. Cook fast - I'm hungry."

'No more looney tunes!'

'Hey come on - Is this the best you can do? Gimmee a challenge!'