Classic Adventure Fan Mugs

'Yes, all at once!'

Cow Blue Arrows

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

A kid squirting gunk from an umbrella.

A series of Exit signs.

'I so wish we had found the shears in the shipwreck...'

Fiction for Plumbers

'I'll be glad when you get you replacement glasses.'

'Forget it! — I'm not sailing all the way back to Europe just to get you a box of crackers!'

'Mirror mirror on the wall who's the fairest one of all considering her age?'

"I can't play hide and seek with you guys: I have to go to the surface to breath every few minutes..."

"Where's Waldo and his little-know cousin what's Wanda."

"Who the hell didn't rewind Jumanji 20 years ago?!?"

Battering ram is a giant key to unlock castle doors.

'Look, Charlie, it's a bonanza!'

Peter

"Do we have any candy?"

'Congratulations! You just brought in a gushier.'

"I guess I wished upon the wrong star."

'I know how you can get him to notice you.'

Social media in fairy tales

Hans Brinker - the early years.

ACME - Supplies, Inc.

'No more looney tunes!'

'Hey come on - Is this the best you can do? Gimmee a challenge!'

"Honey, did you call for a free estimate on a 3 bedroom, 2 bath tree house?"

Alice Through The Looking Glass - The Red King and the Red Queen.