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Dog Days

Rural Butler Speaking to Town Gentleman

Mountain Climber with a Butler

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

'Simpson! Stop causing low-level disruption in class now!'

"Tell me, Frankie, what time is it?"

'The first person to learn anything leaves immediately!'

" ... and this is my wife - I'm legally obligated to tell you that."

'Oh no! The sharp elbowed middle class!'

"But how many followers do you have?"

Lobster a la Riseholme!

'Don't I even get to enter a plea?'

Home for the Holidays

Meet Larry; tenor, baritone, philosopher, social commentator, sport analyst, political expert, relationship expert … and A+ certified plumber.

Jonathan Swift

Messalina- Probably Intended to Illustrate 6th Satire of Juvenal

'...All I can say is, the judge was adamant about his gag order on the case.'

"You like woodwork class then, son?"

'I don't think it was a very productive year for Ms. Read. We learned to use all twenty six letters, and she only learned to use the 'C'.'

'I was just checking your records, Kleinzweck, and you have a Ph.D.. in pseudoscience!'

"It's not a cummerbund. It's my underpants."

"It's been redacted for security reasons."

'Your husband has...charisma? Oh we had one - but the big end kept going.'

"Dreadful party, nobody to talk to!"

"Your son has an unctuous, grasping, power-hungry quality we find unattractive in a five-year-old."

"After years of unsuccessfully trying to catch my tail, I decided to just follow it on twitter."

Life In Grade A.

"6B meet your new form teacher."

The New World

"I wanted to warn you, my dad says if my grades don't go up, somebody is in big big trouble!"

'Here at Meadowcrest, we're primarily a school for parents with gifted lawyers.'

"Social Security forced you to come for this interview didn't they!"

"Try the fancy new coffee machine. It's part of the school's new teacher retention program."

Paradise Singles Bar.

'Sure, NOW they tell us!'