Class Of 2020 Graduate Prints

Prom 2020

Big Bang Theory.

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

"You've got to learn about verbs. How else are you going to verbalize your feelings?

'I've already been recruited by one of the top fast-food chains in the country!'

'I hope I run out of money before I flunk out.'

Four Types of Test-Takers...

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

"So what makes you think you're qualified for this job?"

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

Philosophy Department: You are here but why are you here?

Business Admin - Group Think 101.

"Someday, Sweetheart, you’ll look back on this day and think to yourself, ‘Covid ruined my college experience.’"

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

I need to set upmy own company.

'I like the history professor but I think he's mired in the past.'

'Of course, I'm argumentative.. I'm PRE-LAW, for goodness sake!'

'You don't have to worry about my future any more -- I just downloaded an entire college education!'

Finally I understand why it's called 'Higher Education!'

'I took a couple of years off after college to work on my smirk.'

'When they came up with a 'do your homework' app, then I'll know technology can really make life better.'

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

Ten Years to get the Ph.D

'When I was studying animal husbandry, I met the animal who became my husband.'

'If you're not confused then you realy don't know what's going on... !'

Rita's PhD defense wasn't going well."

"And just how do you expect to become a made man, son, without a solid liberal-arts education?"