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Hope for Jobless College Grads

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack -- Career Duck

Big Bang Theory.

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

Surfing the daily stress

"Make a lot of money."

"You've got to learn about verbs. How else are you going to verbalize your feelings?

Math Major Pennants. ISOSCELES. SCALENE EQUILATERAL.

'I hope I run out of money before I flunk out.'

'I've already been recruited by one of the top fast-food chains in the country!'

Four Types of Test-Takers...

Good Luck!

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

"So what makes you think you're qualified for this job?"

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

Philosophy Department: You are here but why are you here?

Business Admin - Group Think 101.

A prince needs to learn arithmetic because some day you may want to divide and conquer.

"Someday, Sweetheart, you’ll look back on this day and think to yourself, ‘Covid ruined my college experience.’"

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

All Hail the Matriarchy

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

'I didn't think of it as someone else writing my term paper, I thought of it more as a guest blogger situation.'

'OOO, I've thought of a new one! Two squiggles and a backwards G!'

'I like the history professor but I think he's mired in the past.'

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000... Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000...

'I'm afraid that the top investment banks are looking for more from job applicants than a 'Top Degree from the University of Hard Knocks'.'