Class Discussion Participant Pillows

'And a very merry Christmas to you...'

"That's five votes for In The Midst of Winter....three votes for The Hollow Ground....and, again, one vote for Moby-Dick."

Arizona In Black

'Who I played in Summer Stock.'

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

"I have good news and bad news about your cat, Dr Schrodinger..."

"You'll learn a lot at our book club...like how to read between the wines."

It Makes Sense If You're a Democrat

"And then I said, 'They're not Christians, they're Easter Worshippers!' Cause we can't say the 'C' word out. . ."

While guns don't kill people, recent horror shootings call for new stringent gun controls...

"Let's just drop it, Andrew, and leave it to future historians to decide which of us was right."

Hi, I work at the admissions office of the local university. If you could change the world in three days, what would you do?

"I just completely disagree with what you just said about America lacking focus."

Immigration Measures in USA.

"Certainly. A party of four at seven-thirty in the name of Dr. Jennings. May I ask whether that is an actual medical degree or a Ph.D.?"

Republican Mutant Mammoth

'Safety Net.'

"We do not discuss religion or politics in this office. I feel compelled to add to the list 'American Idol'."

"Would you like me to get one our experts to tell you what you think of it."

Carl thought Jesus was the answer...

"Our manifesto must offer a measured but devastating critique of flying."

'I can't decide if I want to play the Toblerone or the Jello.'

"Okay scouts, that ends today's online soldering session!"

"I deny causing any increase in hate speech."

U.S. politics

Tender Identity Crisis

'So, Mitt Romney gets to pay a lower tax rate because his income isn't earned?'

'Was 'don't ask, don't tell' overturned because it's impossible to keep a secret on social networking sites?'

"This is my grandpa. He’s going to explain why this country is going to hell in a handbasket."

World Economic Forum in Davos 2020

'We kings aren't either all alike!'

"God created Adam 'Lord of all living creatures'. I just wish He had mentioned it to Eve!"

This is Sadie. I've got a question. I usually give people the benefit of the doubt. I usually don't think those who disagree with me are evil. But after I listen to you, I feel like everyone but you and me is trying to destroy the country. You know who's trying to destroy the country? Who? Callers who can't tell the difference between a question and a statement. I'm sorry. How can I atone, Master? Excellent question.

The online yoga class was not without interruptions

"Before we eat, who would like to bow their head and proclaim they no longer believe in saying Grace?"