Political Discourse Participant Pillows

"I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody and I wouldn't lose any voters."

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

Here's the Weird Anti-Terrorist Trash Talk That Stayed on Donald Trump's Cutting Room Floor After the Manchester Attack

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

Arizona In Black

Prostate: 51st State

"Tell me, Chuck, is barbarism the natural state of mankind, and will it ultimately triumph?"

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

"This next song I wrote I won't sing due to political correctness."

While guns don't kill people, recent horror shootings call for new stringent gun controls...

It Makes Sense If You're a Democrat

"And then I said, 'They're not Christians, they're Easter Worshippers!' Cause we can't say the 'C' word out. . ."

Immigration Measures in USA.

The Last Republican in America

Trump Tower

What is the difference between a migrant and a refugee?

Woke Jersey Shore

The Real Crime is Not the Crime We Care About

In Case of Fabricated Emergency, Break (The Very Fragile) Glass.

Media Reports: Vast majority of Americans agree - 'Country is going in wrong direction'...

The sword is mightier than the pen.

First They Came for Julian Assange But I Said Something Stupid

'Safety Net.'

Sensitivity Reader

Republican Mutant Mammoth

Benchwarmer.

Democratic Progressivism Is a Dead Letter

Voting on their Seats

"Would it decrease my chances of getting a five star rating if I were to ask you about your political views."

"And now Professor Weyfeld, of Columbia University, with some liberal claptrap."

'I always vote for the candidate I think will do the least damage.'

"What happened to the hospital gown you were given?"

Arizona's Illegal Employer Problem Solved

"So correct me if I'm wrong but sharing the wealth means I get less, right?"

Polelitically Incorrect