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"You can't be too rich or too thin, and we're not."

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

"The audience is really classy tonight, they are throwing quail eggs."

Scale indicates the value of books.

Alternative Thanksgiving Day Parade Balloons

"Darling, a rather uncomfortable distance has developed between me and the furniture."

'That's because they won't let you die until you pay your student loans.'

'Your opinions are a rephrasing of my opinions. I like that in a subordinate.'

'After the wizard gave me the brain,of course, I felt like I should use it.'

"Have you got it in beige?"

'That's not the sort of request I meant, Madam, and anyway it's physically impossible!'

'Maybe he said store the wine horizontally...'

"Baldo, no one likes being told what to do...but taking direction is a part of life."

"Sure, we hobnobbed, but we never networked."

Scottish drill sergeant.

Policemen marching

Punk Rock Pebbles sux! Rock the boat! Leave no turn un-stoned! a rock with punk features and attitude.

WALK FOR NO REASON

Royal Flush

(Attack Dog) (It's about character stupid!)

"This gold star is for being a good cop and...hey you! Don't turn around! You have been a very bad cop!"

Man! Talk about poker faces.

'Admit it! You enjoy firing people, don't you?'

That's perfect, my eyes follow you around the boardroom.

Sporting Event - A Record - She won the sweep!

Everyone remembers a good teacher.

"Hobophobe!"

'Second Homeless- Please Help"

'I'm so glad you sat down, Sir - my feet were near frozen!'

"A Colombard? But darling, we're the Chardonnay set!"

'Hi, Giles, how's it goin'?'