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"No one whose name is pronounced that way lives here."

'This duck call works too well.'

'They're only interested in computer generated mammoths.' (Theatrical Agent).

'Hey dude, just got the SMS of the Wild...'

Pie chart of pub conversations

"Still judging people on stuff you could never do?"

'Nobody?! Well, since we're all stuck in traffic, we may as well do this by conference call.'

"Do you have any idea who it is you're talking to?"

'Thank you for waiting. Please continue to hold and your call will bee answered as soon as we can.'

'I'm still in conference, Miss Alsted.'

'Whose idea was it to teleconference our staff meetings?'

"After endless delays, boarding confusion and lost luggage, it appears he's finally arriving at his conclusion."

Plato seeking platonic love on Tinder

'My land line is always busy...that's my answering machine fending off robocalls.'

Text in a bottle

"Don't get your hopes up, Buster."

"Hello, this is Bill Gates. Remember, nobody has a monopoly on safety, so buckle up!"

"You need some low-impact exercise. I suggest deleting all the spam I get as it comes in for the next month."

'This call may be ignored for sanity assurance.'

'Next time keep the Justice Department and the SEC in mind when you're thinking outside the box.'

"If you'd like to hear the options again, curse in any language."

Actual excerpt from a 911 tape.

"Why do companies put you on hold and then play that awful, garbled recorded music...?"

"Sending a text wishing me happy anniversary is not very romantic! . . . Especially on my birthday!"

'I don't know who you are, but I just lost an important client.'

"Must resist...phone allure...of bilingual telemarketers!"

"The fine print? Privacy Policy and Terms of Use."

"You can hold for an assistant, or you can go online and chat with our robot until it tells you to hold for an assistant."

"Judging tech giants is a bit beyond my pay grade."

Hoard

Argentea Vulgaris

"I love texting our kids and grandchildren since I've always been a lousy speller."

'Sorry, but your time on hold has expired. CLICK!'